I PROMISED NOT TO TELL
So I'm gonna list instead:
- •We have three dogs so there are always messes to clean.
- •I was asked to clean up wrapping paper in the dining room before company comes.
- •I smelled something in the living room and decided to clean it after I put away the paper.
- •My mom walked in and said "Oh dear..."
- •It was not canine.
- •My dad crapped his pants while walking the dogs and left a trail as he ran to the bathroom.
- •Mom made me promise not to tell anybody else but I'm DYING. 😂😂
- •Forgive me for laughing at his misfortune but dang, Christmas is off to a GREAT start in our house!