I PROMISED NOT TO TELL

So I'm gonna list instead:
  1. We have three dogs so there are always messes to clean.
  2. I was asked to clean up wrapping paper in the dining room before company comes.
  3. I smelled something in the living room and decided to clean it after I put away the paper.
  4. My mom walked in and said "Oh dear..."
  5. It was not canine.
  6. My dad crapped his pants while walking the dogs and left a trail as he ran to the bathroom.
  7. Mom made me promise not to tell anybody else but I'm DYING. 😂😂
  8. Forgive me for laughing at his misfortune but dang, Christmas is off to a GREAT start in our house!
  9. 🎄🎁🎅🏻🎉💩