1. My dad was on the phone with the church he just retired from, saying he left a computer in the office and he'll get it next time he's in town.
    It's beige and weighs a hundred lbs. why bother? It's utterly unusable in 2016.
  2. My mom and I were in the other room, minding our own business.
  3. We heard "it used to be my wife's and she couldn't remember the password so I never even used it."
  4. My mom was like
  5. And I laughed.
  6. Then we heard "I'll get my daughter to fix it. She knows computers."
  7. Then I was like
  8. It was my mom's turn to laugh.
  9. My dad, y'all.