My day so far:
  1. Woke up, put my flip flops on, immediately felt cat puke oozing between my toes.
  2. Made it to work, no phones, no AS/400, no power in half the building.
  3. Power came back on a little while later. Still no phones.
  4. Ten minutes ago, power went back out, taking the internet with it.
  5. There's still two more hours here!
    And it's my first full day back since surgery. 😂😂😂
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