POLLEN!!

It's pine pollen season here in the south. For those unfamiliar, here's an explanation:
  1. Pollen!
    Behold the mighty pine, nemesis of every southerner in the spring.
  2. Pollen!
    Pine tree sperm is gross.
  3. Pollen!
    (Pretend this is a pine tree and you'll get the idea)
  4. Pollen!
    It coats everything. This is at work. My car's on the left. Poor Cindy has it much worse.
  5. Pollen!
    Closeup of the roof of my car
  6. Pollen!
    My windshield - rinsing it off only makes it worse.
  7. Pollen.