It's pine pollen season here in the south. For those unfamiliar, here's an explanation:
  1. Pollen!
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    Behold the mighty pine, nemesis of every southerner in the spring.
  2. Pollen!
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    Pine tree sperm is gross.
  3. Pollen!
    Giphy
    (Pretend this is a pine tree and you'll get the idea)
  4. Pollen!
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    It coats everything. This is at work. My car's on the left. Poor Cindy has it much worse.
  5. Pollen!
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    Closeup of the roof of my car
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    My windshield - rinsing it off only makes it worse.
  7. Pollen.
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