SMALLTOWN PAPER HILARITY

I'm turning into my dad, collecting funny stuff from the paper. Luckily, this town delivers the crazy on a regular basis.
  1. Example 1
    Electronic boxes? OH NO!! 😱
  2. Example 2
    The old folks want their walking space. The rest of us want, you know, A MALL.
  3. Example 3
    The plant near the fanciest horse field expanded and now the horsey rich folks can actually SEE IT. 😱
  4. Example 4
    My favorite! I don't know where to begin with this one. 🤔
  5. Embarrassing politicians
    They're "rapping" in a lip sync battle. 🙄
  6. Bonus typo!
    Oops.