Requested by @TT
  1. My nephew
    He's 3. We played hide-and-seek and he kept "hiding" by laying down in plain sight & giggling like a maniac.
  2. My cats
    Every time I shave my legs with my electric shaver, they get VERY concerned. Tonight Max stood guard in the bathroom doorway. Last time Romeo tried to swat it out of my hand.
  3. A thread on Buzzfeed with horrific food-poisoning stories.
    I'm simple - poop and puke make me laugh.
  4. A dad joke.
    Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose. 🙄😂
  5. Fox News referring to Paul Ryan as "youthful and attractive."
    Seriously?!?! Ew!