Inspired by @ListPrompts. My tastes have matured, but as a little kid, my all-time favorite sandwich was:
  1. White bread
    Store brand - we were poor
  2. Mayonnaise
    Dukes, forever and ever amen
  3. Mustard
    Bright yellow, none of that fancy stuff. (Although, if you're feeling fancy or are rich, Dijon mustard is surprisingly good on this.)
  4. Bologna
    Again, store brand, with the red plastic "bracelet" around it
  5. Cheese
    Plastic-wrapped cheese food product. Mm mm.
  6. Lettuce
    Iceberg all the way!