THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON 😖
Inspired by @ListPrompts
- •We met online back in the days of AOL.
- •We chatted back and forth for several days, then agreed to have dinner that weekend.
- •He warned me ahead of time that (a) he was 5'3" and that (b) he was touchy-feely and liked physical contact.I'm 5'6" so I thought (a) how bad can 3" shorter be? And (b) how physical was he really gonna get on a first, blind date.
- •We met. He came up to my nose, barely, and I was about twice his size.I was instantly self-conscious, although I don't think I would have been now. But I digress...
- •Throughout the evening he grabbed my hands and caressed them, held them and put his arm around me.A little weird with someone I'd known 5 minutes but I could handle it.
- •The deal breaker came when I made a dumb joke and he laughed super loud, then SMACKED MY ASS.
- •That was it for me. Date ended and I dodged the rest of his IMs.
- •The end!