THOUGHTS WHILE WAITING FOR THE GYN
It's that time of year again...annual check-up day!!
- •Is there anything more humiliating than sitting butt-naked under a paper sheet?I'm trapped and utterly at their mercy.
- •Men have it so much easier when it comes to peeing in a cup.I can only start peeing and just kinda try and catch some. If I can even pee. Shy bladder is real, y'all!
- •I kept my socks on.They can just deal with it. My feet get cold too easily!
- •Today I learned mammogram machines come in sizes.And that my boobs are too big for the regular one. Should I be flattered by that?
- •Wonder what supplies I could swipe without being noticed?Those giant Pap smear q-tips might come in handy for cleaning something at home!