A few observations as I'm a few days into my 44th year. Add your own!
  1. You enjoy "special" brownies and cookies
    But they're the kind with extra fiber, not pot.
  2. You rock out a little when you hear "The Final Countdown" on the radio
    Until you realize you're on the oldies station. Not classic rock, OLDIES.
  3. Every joint in your body cracks and pops when you get out of bed in the morning, walk up stairs, bend over...basically all the time. 👵🏼
    Suggested by @andlamb
  4. You're a bit afraid of the teenagers at the back of the bus--instead of amused.
    Suggested by @cordeliane
  5. Staying in is the most glorious option
    Suggested by @kate81