5 photos on my phone, chosen at random
- •This is me looking into mid-air hoping the bird doesn't come closer to me because I'm afraid of birds and their scrawny legs.
- •This is me at the age of16 being cradled by my mom for absolutely no reason.
- •This is a GIF of Stannis Baratheon conjuring up a physics equation as he usually does on his show, The Bachelor.
- •This is me (that sexy beast) and my slaves feasting on a meal I prepared to celebrate the beginning of my modelling career.
- •This is my pet rat.