5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. This is me looking into mid-air hoping the bird doesn't come closer to me because I'm afraid of birds and their scrawny legs.
  2. This is me at the age of16 being cradled by my mom for absolutely no reason.
  3. This is a GIF of Stannis Baratheon conjuring up a physics equation as he usually does on his show, The Bachelor.
  4. This is me (that sexy beast) and my slaves feasting on a meal I prepared to celebrate the beginning of my modelling career.
  5. This is my pet rat.