My Non-sexual Fantasies

  1. Having an iPhone without having to pay the bills for it.
    Phone bills are expensive in the eye of a seventeen year old, ok???!!
  2. Owning a wardrobe like Mindy Kaling's
    Have you seen her outfits??!!
  3. Owning a costume designer like Mindy Kaling's
    His name is Salvador Perez and he's awesome.
  4. Becoming a TV show writer without having to go to school for writing.
    I hate learning that stuff.
  5. Finishing a book.
    It's been a while since I lost my patience to read through a plot. I usually give up mid-way of the resolution.
  6. Have people marvel at my dancing skills.
    Running man is my go-to.
  7. Affordable housing in Toronto
    I do NOT want to live in the middle of nowhere, i.e. anywhere not Toronto.