Reasons Why I Love Myself
A list I made after I dropped major hints at a boy TWICE and was rejected both times.
- •I'm funnyBasically, you should take everything I say as a joke.
- •I'm friendlyThere's not a person I won't try talking to!
- •B/c I'll one day meet someone who loves me as much as I love myself.
- •I'm intelligentI always JUST barely pass all my tests. Now that's impressive. Minimal effort with minimal results, YAS!
- •I'm not your typical basic bitchTalk to the hand, basic bitches.
- •I'm chillDid i sulk about this boy who didn't want me? Hell naw!!
- •I'm energetic
- •I believe that the world is my oysterEvery experience is what I make of it. And this one isn't so bad I guess!