College Notes

Some things only make sense in college
  1. 1.
    Leaving a note on someone's whiteboard on their dorm door (or via AIM) to let them know when you'll be at dinner.
  2. 2.
    Those entire walls in dorm rooms made out of bulletin board material
    Therefore decorating really means just putting up lots of pictures and posters
  3. 3.
    A guy down the hall wrote on my forehead once
  4. 4.
    We had co-ed bathrooms. Sometimes it was cool. Sometimes it was weird.
  5. 5.
    Emptying out part of a coke can to fill it with rum, to make a portable concealed rum and coke
  6. 6.
    Someone stole a giant bowl of whipped cream from the dining hall and then we all ended up covered in it
  7. 7.
    It made perfect sense, as part of a student government campaign strategy, to have a bunch of us wear tank tops that said "jesse's girls" and blast the song out of a boom box. Candidate (who won, duh) was obviously Jesse.
  8. 8.
    Napping anytime and pretty much anywhere
    Sleeping - sort of optional and essential at the same time
  9. 9.
    You can turn your apt into a gym by sitting on the walls
  10. 10.
    A cappella. So much great a cappella.
  11. 11.
    Serious rivalries - I learned to hate Stanford and had to slowly learn, in grad school, to accept that Stanford grads are people too