I would like to believe that I am not addicted, and I don't have coffee every single day, and yet...
  1. Spilled water all over the kitchen
    Because I am in CA and we have a drought and my more environmentally conscious friends made me feel guilty, I tried to use water left in a hot water urn for something else...instead I ended up using lots of towels that will need water to be washed...
  2. Broke a standing lamp
    Just knocked it over
  3. Spilled coffee grounds all over kitchen floor
    So close to the coffee, and yet so far
  4. Tell me I'm not alone in doing klutzy things before I'm fully awake...
  5. Not a day goes by that I don't spill my morning coffee on myself or someone/something else.
    Suggested by @gabimoskowitz