THINGS THAT JOHN MAYER FANS SAY TO NON FANS

  1. We like the hat...please people it's a hat.
  2. It was ONE interview...
  3. You'd date her too, admit it.
  4. What faces?
  5. It's not PJ's it's an awesome robe.
  6. We love Montana.
  7. You should listen to gravity live... Then we drool.
  8. He didn't really mean that, he's just misunderstood.
  9. You know the movie back to the future, well,...
  10. Two words ... guitar god.
  11. Yes I paid $800 for those tickets and flew across the country... No I don't get to meet him.
  12. Talks about and pretends to know a lot about watches just so they can be like JM.
  13. Tells friends that their thinking of getting a JM lyric tattoo.
  14. And last but not least... Goes around telling anyone that will listen, I love John Mayer.