THINGS MY 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SHOULD PROBABLY NOT HAVE SEEN ME DO THIS WEEKEND

Not my proudest parenting examples, but you need to learn sometimes
  1. Open a beer with a key (no bottle opener)
  2. Take off my bra through my sleeve--Flashdance style
  3. Stay in bed for two days binge watching Downton Abbey
  4. Buying every chocolate covered thing at Trader Joe's (there are many)
  5. Rap the lyrics to Thriftshop --no edits
  6. Ask someone if they considered themselves more of a deuche bag or a jerk off.
  7. Flip my own mother off behind her back when she left the room.
    Least proud moment of all, this one she does not need to learn
  8. Put my hair in a ponytail instead of washing it.