Things that happen when you fly a lot

in my humble opinion
  1. Packing can happen in minutes
  2. Without trying you've figured out the perfect time to get to the airport without waiting too long for the plane
  3. You're never caught without a snack
    For the times that you're rushing to make a connection and can't eat!
  4. You take all measures to not have to check a bag
    Checked bags = worst
  5. You're super okay to board the plane last
  6. Your entertainment options are slim
    Bringing too many things to do on the plane=lots of stuff to carry around the airport
  7. Security is kinda fun!
  8. You know which airports have good food
    And you plan trips, if you can, to go through those airports
  9. You know which airports have terrible food