Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. my house key
    it has a unicorn cover on it the key is the horn it's magical
  2. car key
    look out everyone, 2001 Chrysler Sebring coming through (Michael Scott also drives a Sebring it's no big deal)
  3. dorm key
    our door is almost always unlocked because my roommate is incompetent and never brings her key with her I don't even know why I bother carrying mine around