MY IDEAL MAN

  1. Wears glasses
  2. Calls his grandma
  3. Doesn't care about gender roles
  4. Gourmet cook
  5. Well dressed
  6. Can talk music
  7. Funny, but understated
  8. Hates parties
  9. Owns a library card
  10. Identifies as a Ross
  11. Will drive an extra hour for a good sunset
  12. Food snob but appreciates Egg McMuffins
  13. Obsessed with me