Things my future life partner will love about me
Those weird, quirky things that he would list in a monologue about how much he loves me (potentially to win me back??)
- •I love playing "escape the _________" games online but always need to use a walkthrough to finish themI play them for the story, which is weird because they don't really have stories a lot of the time. Also a lot of those games are kinda scary for some reason and I don't like being startled in those situations.
- •If I could I'd exclusively wear sneakersI'm fussy about my feet being uncomfortable but maybe it just means that I'm in touch with my inner kid. They'd think it's cute, of course.
- •I cry in movies all the time but do it really quietlyThey will notice sometimes but will think it's cute and won't make fun of me for it
- •I always sit on everything criss-cross applesauceEven office chairs and benches
- •I can recite a lot of the lines in You've got MailAnd I always do whenever it's on. Sorry bout it
- •I look adorbs in pajamasI mean most people do, though. That's just true. I don't make the rules