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I mean, my birthdate should be convincing enough.
- •The music at forever 21 is so damn loud.I shouldn't be shopping there anyway 👵🏼
- •Those high school kids over there are so damn loud.
- •Who is making so much noise outside at 7 pm? It's too damn loud.
Sometimes I'm like, am I being punk'd? Then sometimes I'm like, I gotta have this. Most the time I'm like, I just wasted so much of my day on the kickstarter dot com.
- •Protein beerWhen workout meets weekend https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/konrardy/supplemental-brewing-protein-beer?ref=category_popular
- •Negg MakerI'll let you finish your project...https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/peelanegg/peel-an-egg-with-the-neggtm-maker?ref=category_popular
- •Custom pet memorial paintingsI don't understand why this isn't already 26546% funded.https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/657452604/a-little-piece-of-heaven-custom-pet-memorial-oil-p?ref=category
I just love burpees.
- •Finding a dead rat in your sandwich
- •Running longer than 1 minute
Kids do weird things
- •Do NOT put cheese on the TV!They were, you know, smearing cheese on the tv.
- •Nobody wants to see your penis!Also said to husband
- •Stop peeing in our grass!Oh, you want to pee in the neighbor's grass? Ok, sure. But remember, nobody wants to see your penis.
I mean I need them for conversation.