HOW I KNOW I'M NO LONGER IN MY 20'S
I mean, my birthdate should be convincing enough.
- •The music at forever 21 is so damn loud.I shouldn't be shopping there anyway 👵🏼
- •Those high school kids over there are so damn loud.
- •Who is making so much noise outside at 7 pm? It's too damn loud.
- •A party that starts at 6 pm? That's too damn late.
- •An 8:00 bedtime for me would be the best gift God could give me.