I mean, my birthdate should be convincing enough.
  1. The music at forever 21 is so damn loud.
    I shouldn't be shopping there anyway 👵🏼
  2. Those high school kids over there are so damn loud.
  3. Who is making so much noise outside at 7 pm? It's too damn loud.
  4. A party that starts at 6 pm? That's too damn late.
  5. An 8:00 bedtime for me would be the best gift God could give me.