Things I Call My Dog

  1. 1.
    Reed
    His actual name.
  2. 2.
    Weiner
    Cuz his is little and furry
  3. 3.
    Butt
    Cuz it's always on display
  4. 4.
    Weiner-butt
    When I can't decide
  5. 5.
    Reedington J. Weiner
    When he needs a formal reprimand
  6. 6.
    Wiggler
    Obviously
  7. 7.
    Wiggle-butt
    More of the same
  8. 8.
    Mr Butt
    When he's looking smart
  9. 9.
    DumDum
    When he's not
  10. 10.
    Ding Dong
    When he's still not
  11. 11.
    Ding-a-ling
    For variety
  12. 12.
    Fancy Toes
    When his nails click across the floor
  13. 13.
    Little Reed
    What he calls himself.
  14. 14.
    Little Butt
    Duh
  15. 15.
    Big Man
    When he barks at me
  16. 16.
    Little Man
    When he needs to be put in his place
  17. 17.
    Fuzzy
    No big stretch there
  18. 18.
    Fuzzy Butt
    My creativity knows no bounds
  19. 19.
    Fuzz Ball
    He curls up into such a tight little ball!
  20. 20.
    Doodle
    No sure why
  21. 21.
    Weiner Doodle
    My current favorite