because who doesn't love daria
  1. We hate everything
  2. Our #1 talent is extreme procrastinating
  3. we don't really have feelings
  4. we can throw amazing shade
  5. We have about one friend
  6. We have amazing grammar skills
  7. Mascara doesn't do anything to my lashes
  8. We can rock glasses to an extreme
  9. Pizza is alright