Our favorite morbid little girl
  1. We think reasonably (most of the time)
  2. We are quite morbid, but in a rational way
  3. We don't understand the Girl Scout cookie craze
  4. we have a sense of apathy
  5. Existential crises happen frequently
  6. Our comebacks are amazing
  7. You don't want to be an enemy of ours
  8. the answer to almost every favor you'll ask of me
  9. We like to play with fire