TOP 5 GREATEST THINGS TO HAPPEN EVER

  1. 1.
    Gutenberg's invention of the printing press
  2. 2.
    Jason Varitek punching Alex Rodriguez in the face
  3. 3.
    The birth of Nicolas Cage
  4. 4.
    Harry Potter's defeat of the Dark Lord
  5. 5.
    Kobayashi getting arrested after the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest in 2010