MY THOUGHT PROCESS WHEN WRITING/POSTING ANYTHING

In the spirit of the rampant honesty I see on constant display in this wonderful app, here are the thoughts that go through my mind pre- and post-posting anything. I am a mess.
  1. No one will read this.
  2. It's just not funny. I should delete.
  3. You know what? I don't care if anyone reads it. I think it's good.
  4. See, I knew it. No one is reading it. Stupid title. I should pull it down and rewrite.
  5. People are probably reading it but they probably thought it sucked.
  6. Hey, someone likes it! Why don't more people like it? It probably sucks, they were just being nice.
  7. This will be the last funny idea I ever have.
  8. So many people on here are so had damn funny, or insightful, or clever, or honest. Gotta really bring your A game.
  9. What the hell, I hate when people who say things like "bring your A game ."
  10. Holy crap, it got relisted! This is awesome.
  11. Agh! Typo. Why didn't I catch that.
  12. Holy crap, what the hell am I going to write next!
  13. Rinse. Repeat. (Sigh)