1. Is this really the best membership model for your organization?
  2. Does it have to be a red lightsaber? Seems a little obvious.
  3. Can I choose my own Darth name?
    I'm thinking either Darth Yeezus, Darth Houshmandzadeh or Darth Chester (it's my grandfather's name.)
  4. Do I have to be a Republican?
  5. You know I'm going to kill you, right?