THINGS JON SNOW KNOWS (AKA: SUCK IT, YGRITTE)
"Nothing?" I think not.
- •Gift givingArya will attest
- •Don't piss off a ginger warriorShe will straight up riddle you with arrows
- •Stare-downsI see you, Night's King
- •Hair careEven in the dry, frigid, blustery northiest North, his mane is always luxurious.
- •Where a hot tub leadsSex. It leads to sex.
- •CompassionJon befriends the weak and downtrodden and leads with his heart. Cue the swooning, ladies.
- •When to runHordes of reanimated corpses doing their best lemming impression? Yup. Time to go.
- •Not to trust that little bastard, OllieSure it took a knife in the gut for this one and really should have seen it coming, but he definitely knows it now.