THINGS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT

  1. Your terrible Fantasy Football team
  2. Whatever it is that you may or may not currently be "crushing"
  3. That dream you had that seemed SO real
  4. Your workout routine
  5. How it's going (they're just being polite)
  6. That rash? Wait, I'll show you...
  7. The right way to "do" social media
  8. Your awesome Fantasy Football team
  9. Your clever portmanteau
  10. That article you read
  11. Your new dietary regimen
  12. What's REALLY bothering you