Reasons My Husband Thinks I'm a Dick

  1. I take his phone off him as soon as he comes home
  2. I take his phone off him when he was in the middle of using it
  3. I make him download random apps made by celebrities I quite fancy
  4. I sit and play on the app whilst he watches, not talking to him
  5. I make lists about our relationship and publish them
  6. I forget to mention that he was using the phone in said list