Reasons You Can Give to Get Out of Going Somewhere
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- •Sorry, my boyfriend/girlfriend/father/sister/cat/teddy bear is ill and I need to look after them
- •I'm having the period from hellWorks less well if you don't have a uterus, admittedly
- •I've got tummy problemsNO ONE asks for details, so if you're relaxed enough to let people think you've got the shits then go right ahead
- •I've got to prepare for an unexpected meeting/job interviewOnly the worst people will try and persuade you to do something that'll harm your future, and who gives a fuck about how they feel about you?
- •I've got an unexpected date with the person of my dreamsSee above
- •I haven't had sex in like a week and my partner is home tonight, so...Again, you have to be cool with people thinking about you having your first orgasm in a week, but if you are it is hard to argue with this
- •Family stuff. Sorry. No, it's ok, it's fine, but thank you.Be prepared to lie for a WHILE on this one, as they will check up on you
- •My friend is having an emotional crisis and I need to look after themGets you out of doing the thing AND makes you seem like an A+ person
- •I just don't want toOnly for the truly brave