Scary movies are the worst! They have no place in society. Watching them is a terrible experience.
  1. They make me scared to go pee in the middle of the night, thus increasing the likelihood of kidney damage.
  2. They make me afraid of the dark.
  3. They make me afraid of tall shrubs
  4. They make me afraid of chainsaws and other power tools.
  5. They make afraid of the basement and cause me to sprint up the steps to the main level because I feel like I am being chased.
  6. They make me feel like I am constantly being chased.