Why I Hate Scary Movies
Scary movies are the worst! They have no place in society. Watching them is a terrible experience.
- •They make me scared to go pee in the middle of the night, thus increasing the likelihood of kidney damage.
- •They make me afraid of the dark.
- •They make me afraid of tall shrubs
- •They make me afraid of chainsaws and other power tools.
- •They make afraid of the basement and cause me to sprint up the steps to the main level because I feel like I am being chased.
- •They make me feel like I am constantly being chased.