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Newborns need stuff, apparently.
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    The Fisher-Price Rock 'N Play sleeper
    The name is misleading...play does not happen here, but blessed sleep does. It's basically a vibrating hammock for infants...and a gift sent from the angles.
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    The Boppy nursing pillow
    Breastfeeding feels awkward enough at first...this at least makes it slightly more comfortable.
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    Kindred Bravely Ultra Soft Nursing Pajamas
    "Ultra soft" is damn right. These PJs make those 2:30 AM feedings more streamlined, and all other times feel more luxurious. Living in the hot desert, I opt to only wear the top and pair it with other sleep shorts I have. Available through Amazon.
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    Rage farts
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    Thrash wiggles
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    Butt burps
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I need thicker windows...
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    Fucking birds
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    Die birds. All birds should die.
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    Fucking birds I hate you diiiiiie
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As a first-time mom, these are things that have prompted me to give myself a pat on the back.
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    During the first month, every single time I was able to get him to fall asleep at night.
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    When I breastfed him while sitting in the car in a parking lot.
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    When I successfully bounce back and forth between making dinner in the kitchen and taking care of The Boy in the other room.
    Related: that I have always remembered to turn off the stove if I think it may take a while to pacify him.
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    No pants? No problem.
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    People talk about how your chunky thighs are gloriously beautiful and perfect.
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    It's acceptable to scream if you're hungry, tired, too hot, too cold, etc.
    ...and people immediately try to fulfill your needs.
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    The right to feel smug.
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    It starts the morning off with a confidence boost.
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    I'll feel fantastic after working out (and sometimes like dying but in a nice, accomplished way.)
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