First thoughts at 5:00 in the morning
I need thicker windows...
- •Fucking birds
- •Die birds. All birds should die.
- •Fucking birds I hate you diiiiiie
- •Motorcycle why I hate you
- •All motorcycles are stupid and pointless it's 5am why are you driving that
- •Die motorcycles. Fucking die.
- •No, I'm sorry...don't die. I don't want you to die. That would be horrible. I just want your tires to be flat before you leave in the morning. And for you to make better choices. But don't die.
- •I want new windows...double-pane (does math on cost)
- •Fucking biiiiiirds die
- •Fuuuuuck. It's getting light out.
- •...and now I'm up.