First thoughts at 5:00 in the morning

I need thicker windows...
  1. Fucking birds
  2. Die birds. All birds should die.
  3. Fucking birds I hate you diiiiiie
  4. Motorcycle why I hate you
  5. All motorcycles are stupid and pointless it's 5am why are you driving that
  6. Die motorcycles. Fucking die.
  7. No, I'm sorry...don't die. I don't want you to die. That would be horrible. I just want your tires to be flat before you leave in the morning. And for you to make better choices. But don't die.
  8. I want new windows...double-pane (does math on cost)
  9. Fucking biiiiiirds die
  10. Fuuuuuck. It's getting light out.
  11. ...and now I'm up.