Reasons life is better as a baby
- •No pants? No problem.
- •People talk about how your chunky thighs are gloriously beautiful and perfect.
- •It's acceptable to scream if you're hungry, tired, too hot, too cold, etc....and people immediately try to fulfill your needs.
- •Family members travel to you; it's not expected that you go to them.
- •It's considered adorable when you fart.
- •Naps. Whenever, wherever.
- •People get excited when you sleep a lot.
- •Gaining weight is celebrated.
- •Vibrating hammock.Behold: The Fisher-Price Rock 'n Play sleeper