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I had a little tumble with my bike and sort of landed on my face...my sunglasses broke and gave me a wicked shiner. These are the explanations I've come up to give people...please add to this list so I don't have to repeat stories.
- •The offending black eyeDay 1
- •Fighting vampiresI'm a bit of a Buffy fanatic...wishing I had her rapid healing powers right about now
- •Attacked by a birdI'm an ornithologist so this is a plausible explanation...in fact I broke my arm intense of my research a few years ago