First Few Purchases if I Won the Lottery
or pulled off an international bank heist, whichever happens first
- •A ChauffeurI know what it looks like for my first choice to be basically buying a human, but I'm not a great driver, it's really a gift for the people who drive around me, and this is definitely not going to be the last human service on this list...
- •An On Call Massage TherapistI don't need to explain this one.
- •An On Call Hair-washerWho doesn't love the gentle caress of a stranger massaging shampoo into their hair? As a child I got hair cuts I didn't want very much, just to have the stylist rinse my hair with warm water, and massage my scalp while telling me how beautiful my natural hair color was. If I won the lottery, I'd set up that experience at least weekly.
- •A pair of cute black bootletsit's so hard to find a pair I like that wouldn't cost a fourth of lottery winnings.