AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. The Office
  2. Napping
    Twice a day. Everyday.
  3. Sneezing obnoxiously loud
  4. Making one chipotle burrito last two meals
  5. Snapchatting people's dogs without them seeing
  6. Stingrays
  7. The US states and capitals
    In song form
  8. I'm never getting hired