HOW TO BE HAPPY WITH YOUR BODY

  1. Go on a diet
  2. Go to the gym
  3. Allow yourself one cheat day
  4. Allow yourself two cheat days
  5. Allow yourself a cheat week
  6. Sleep through your alarm for the gym
  7. Eat a pizza
  8. Decide you're just fine being a little pudgy and who needs diets anyways and aren't body standards unrealistic nowadays