WHY SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND

Here's to you Kelly.
  1. She shares my sense of humor.
    It's sometimes weird and a little bit mean, but she totally gets it.
  2. She knows who David Bowie is.
    And agrees that he did an awesome job playing the Goblin King in Labyrinth.
  3. She knows Alan Rickman from other movies besides Harry Potter.
  4. She knows who was President when she was born.
    It's amazing how many people do not know that.
  5. She's genuinely concerned about my dog.
  6. Agrees that Jack Nicholson played the best Joker.
  7. She is a hard worker.
  8. She's super smart.
  9. She made me feel better when I saw an ex friend that I said was a bitch and she said the ex friends makeup looked awful.
    Her makeup really did look awful, I'm just glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
  10. She suffers through the same part time job I do.
    It's only bearable when we work the same shifts, that way we can make fun of people. See, mean sense of humor.
  11. She's not afraid to tell me the truth.
    Straight and to the point. No bullshit.