Reasons why it's better to watch football games at home vs in person

  1. No line for the bathroom (or "concessions").
    🙌🏻
  2. I have a 12 pack of Blue Moon in my fridge for less than the cost of two Bud Lights bought at the stadium.
  3. No one is in my personal space.
    Except my four year old, but it's okay for my to pick him up and move him.
  4. I don't have to drive home after.
    Just brush my teeth and hop in bed.
  5. The commentary on tv.
  6. Access to my phone charger.
  7. My couch is way more comfortable than a stadium seat.