1. Will I ever be able to do a push up?
  2. What is going to happen to my health insurance?
  3. Why did I buy that bottle of white wine at Trader Joe's when I don't like white wine?
    The answer: the label.
  4. Do people really like Once Upon a Time?
    I mean, obviously, because it keeps getting renewed.
  5. Every time someone pissed me off today:
    "I bet she/he voted for Trump."
  6. When people respond to an email that says "respond by noon on Wednesday" at noon on THURSDAY. The best part is that she was standing about 20 feet away from me at carpool time when she sent it. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄