MY TOP 10 BODY PARTS

  1. 1.
    Penis
    Clearly
  2. 2.
    Quads
    One of two of body parts that I can honestly say are jacked
  3. 3.
    Calves
    Like both my (calf)s, not child cows. But also the other one of those two jacked body parts
  4. 4.
    Obliques
    Basically the V line thing that comes with abs, except I don't have abs
  5. 5.
    Forearms
    From wrist to elbow, only
  6. 6.
    Collarbone
    Sleek and stylish
  7. 7.
    Eyebrows
    Not the eyebrows themselves, but the eyebrow muscle. It's very expressive.
  8. 8.
    Hair
    Sometimes
  9. 9.
    Ankles
    Look surprisingly good in low cut socks
  10. 10.
    Ass
    Not phenomenal, but deserves an appearance in the top 10 list