THANKFUL FOR

  1. Black Michael Jackson
  2. Seedless grapes
  3. Staple removers
  4. Apple scrapple from Great Harvest
  5. The one lonely dollar always in my wallet
  6. Hanes extra soft boxers
  7. Puffs plus with lotion
  8. The revival of Hostess
  9. 50% grading floor
  10. Grey yoga pants
  11. Star Wars trilogy of trilogies