THINGS NOT TO DO

  1. Pretend like you're not the ugly sibling
  2. Brag about more than one thing at a time
  3. Forget to wash your hands
  4. Pour the milk before the cereal
  5. Use skin care as a conversation topic while flirting
  6. Stay in your house from Friday afternoon to Monday morning
  7. Mix milk and meat
    Jews only
  8. Force comedy
    It takes away the comedy i.e. this list