WHAT I'D DO THIS WEEK IF I DIDN'T HAVE A NEWBORN BABY

I had my second child two weeks ago. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't I'd...
  1. Watch the first season of True Detective
    I only saw the second. It sucked. Heard the first was quite good?
  2. Do a Pilates class. Jog. And drink alcohol. Probably in that order.
  3. Make a really good chili in the crockpot
  4. Start my Christmas shopping
  5. Get my eyebrows done
  6. Send thank you cards to all the friends and family who have sent gifts, stopped by, cooked for us and done other thoughtful things.
    But I guess if we hadn't had this baby they wouldn't be sending gifts and cooking for us so I guess this is null and void.
  7. Take my daughter to the playgroup at the library
  8. Go on the best date night ever with the hubby
    Pre-dinner drinks, great meal at a sexy place, more cocktails. Fun! Laughter!
  9. Expand my business
    I run a content marketing business and, for better or worse, I'm back to work already. Not full throttle but still. If I didn't have this baby I'd probably be closing deals like woah, expanding my business and basically getting ready to retire.
  10. Write the next great American novel
    On 8 hours sleep (6 even) I'd crank that bad boy out no problem