1. We have the upper hand.
  2. If you ask us for directions to the beach we will redirect you back to NYC, Connecticut, or Florida.
  3. We will crash your parties and blend like chameleons.
  4. We party in your house while you're away the 9 other months of the year
  5. We mostly likely have more street cred than you, lez b honest.
  6. We can run faster, if we have to.
  7. If you're nice, we'll let you know where the local bonfire jam session is.
  8. If you're nice, we'll take you surfing.
  9. If you're nice, we'll start a business with you.
  10. If you're nice, we'll cross-pollinate friend groups and some of us will end up marrying each other.