1. I feel like a turtle without a shell
  2. Am I going to die
  3. Is James Franco cool
  4. Where's my water
  5. Egg sandwich could cure this
  6. What are antioxidants exactly
  7. Why do I feel like I need antioxidants
  8. Being human is gross
  9. A hug from a teletubbie would be nice
  10. Was I a mean person last night
  11. I need to stretch more
  12. Let's get Bloody Marys